my sweet jesus, what a hysterical lunch. so B.Fletch, T, Maxime and I decided to go to lunch today. But instead of meeting to eat just anywhere, I decided, lets have some stupid fun. So we did just that...we went to Ricks, a "gentleman's cabaret and steakhouse" filled with "world famous girls showing off their assests!" does it get any funnier than that? 4 homo's eating lunch in a strip club! there was a delicious all you can eat buffet for only $10 (which include admission), but the way that they get you (as we found out), was that they charge you $7 for a soda. it's actually a "you call it" kind of thing where any drink is $7, including alcohol, but we all opted for soda's as it was only 1:30...if PB was there, I'm sure he would have pounded the drinks steadily.
so the place was basically empty, with the exception of 2 old men, and one big guy in overalls...yes, overalls. the place is supposed to be classy, but it looks like a dress code is not part of their standards. we were all dressed up for work ("i'm a publicist. i wear prada!) the girls dancing looked sooo not into being there, as they gyrated to hootie and the blowfish...hehe...one girl looked like she was a russian sex worker. i mean, her hair was crimped her dead expression just was thrilling. since he has told us that he is 4% straight, i could tell that B.Fletch was poppin some wood...lol. T thought one girl was "cute", so he decided to go up to the stage (which, by the way, we were hardly looking at...I mean, Maxime was even facing the opposite direction!) and give her a tip. He giggled on his way up there and gave her, as B.Fletch pointed out, a perfectly folded origami-like dollar bill. thinking that this was some sort of an american idol competition, he followed up by saying "I hope she wins!". We all do T, we all do....
so my big exciting (though not 100% confirmed) news is that I will be visting ben-ben out in paris (france, not hilton) in 2 weeks! how excited am I! I found a decent/crap hotel that is on the banks of the seine, and only 2 blocks from the louvre, which is so exciting! i've wanted to go to france for a long ass time, and everytime that i've tried to go out and visit benben when he was there, it never worked out. well now that i have a real job with real vacation days, i can get out there and see him before he moved back to cannes to await his bar results (good luck buddy! we're all pulling for you!). anywho, i'm very excited. i don't remember a lick of french, but i'm sure i'll be fine. so excited! if anyone has any recommendations of places to go, or things to do, send me a comment on here! ok bitches, i'm out!
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